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140 Best Funny Jokes for Teens


Must deliver a bit of humor to your studying area? These jokes for teenagers are clear, tacky, and an ideal option to brighten the temper! As at all times, make sure you evaluation this checklist earlier than sharing to make sure they align together with your values and preferences.

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Basic Jokes for Teenagers

1. What’s a teen who by no means grows referred to as?

Constantine.

2. Why does a music instructor want a ladder?

Why does a music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

To succeed in the excessive notes.

3. What do you name a boomerang that received’t come again?

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

4. Why did the golfer deliver two pairs of pants?

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he received a gap in a single.

5. What travels the world however stays in a single nook?

What travels the world but stays in one corner? A stamp. - jokes for teens

A stamp.

6. What’s the distinction between ignorance and apathy?

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

I don’t know, and I don’t care.

7. Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?

Why do pimples make horrible prisoners? Because they keep breaking out!- jokes for teens

As a result of they maintain breaking out!

8. Why do pirates need to study the alphabet?

Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet? If they don't, they'll be lost at C.

In the event that they don’t, they’ll be misplaced at C.

9. What are you able to catch however not throw?

What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.

Your breath.

10. What are the preferred perfumes for ages 12 to 18?

What are the most popular perfumes for ages 12 to 18? Adolescents.- jokes for teens

Adolescents.

11. Why couldn’t the bicycle arise by itself?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.- jokes for teens

As a result of it was two-tired.

12. Why did the person fall down the effectively?

Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

As a result of he couldn’t see that effectively.

13. What do you name a snowman with a six-pack?

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An stomach snowman.

Animal Jokes for Teenagers

14. Why are frogs at all times so blissful?

Why are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them. - jokes for teens

They eat no matter bugs them.

15. What occurs when a frog’s automobile breaks down?

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.

It will get toad away.

16. The place do cats go swimming?

Where do cats go swimming? The kitty pool.

The kitty pool.

17. Can you set the cat out?

Can you put the cat out? Why, is it on fire?

Why, is it on hearth?

18. What’s the wake-up time for geese?

What is the wake-up time for ducks? The quack of dawn. - jokes for teens

The quack of daybreak.

19. What did the duck say when she purchased lipstick?

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

“Put it on my invoice.”

20. What number of tickles make an octopus snigger?

How many tickles can make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.- jokes for teens

Ten-tickles.

21. What animal is the worst at hiding?

What animal is the worst at hiding? Leopards. They're always spotted.

Leopards. They’re at all times noticed.

22. What do you name a cow with no GPS?

What do you call a cow with no GPS? Udderly lost.

Udderly misplaced.

23. What do you name a rash on a pig?

What do you call a rash on a pig? Hogwarts.- jokes for teens

Hogwarts.

24. How do you talk with a fish?

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.

Drop it a line.

25. What do you name a pile of cats?

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowtain.

26. What do you name an elephant that doesn’t matter?

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant.

27. What do you name an alligator in a vest?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investi-gator.

28. What do you name a grizzly with unhealthy tooth?

What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth? A gummy bear.

A gummy bear.

29. Why can’t a T-Rex clap its fingers?

Why can’t a T-rex clap its hands?  Because they’re extinct.

As a result of they’re extinct.

30. How does a penguin construct its home?

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.- jokes for teens

Igloos it collectively.

31. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl within the lavatory?

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.

It has a silent P.

Meals Jokes for Teenagers

32. What do you name cheese that isn’t yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.- jokes for teens

Nacho cheese.

33. How do depraved chickens reproduce?

How do wicked chickens reproduce? They lay deviled eggs.- jokes for teens

They lay deviled eggs.

34. What sort of tea is difficult to swallow?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?  Reali-tea.

Reali-tea.

35. What’s orange and appears like a parrot?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.- jokes for teens

A carrot.

36. Why did the coed eat his homework?

Why did the student eat his homework?

As a result of the instructor informed him it was a chunk of cake.

37. What sort of milk does a pampered cow give?

What kind of milk does a pampered cow give? Spoiled milk.

Spoiled milk.

38. What did the grape say when it was pinched?

What did the grape say when it was pinched? Nothing, it just started to wine.

Nothing, it simply began to whine.

39. Why does ice cream get invited to each get together?

Why does ice cream get invited to every party? Because it's cool and sweet.

As a result of it’s cool and candy.

40. Why are eggs unhealthy at telling jokes?

Why are eggs bad at telling jokes? They always crack each other up.

They at all times crack one another up.

41. What do you name faux spaghetti?

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An “impasta.”

42. The place do fruits go on trip?

Where do fruits go on vacation? Pearis.

Pearis.

43. The place are you able to study to make ice cream?

Where can you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school. - an example of jokes for teens

Sundae faculty.

44. Why did the tomato flip pink?

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

As a result of it noticed the salad dressing.

45. What’s orange and pink and stuffed with disappointment?

What is orange and red and full of disappointment? High school pizza. - jokes for teens

Highschool pizza.

46. The place do hamburgers take their dates for romantic dancing?

Where do hamburgers take their dates for romantic dancing? The meatball.

The Meat Ball.

Math Jokes for Teenagers

47. What’s 12 + 78 / 3 × 54 + 66?

What is 12 + 78 / 3 × 54 + 66? A headache.

A headache.

48. Why was the maths ebook bummed?

Why was the math book bummed? It had a lot of problems.

It had a number of issues.

49. Why shouldn’t you are concerned about passing math?

Why shouldn't you worry about passing math? Because it's easy as pi. - jokes for teens

As a result of it’s straightforward as pi.

50. In case you have 13 apples in a single hand and 10 oranges within the different, what do you will have?

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands. - jokes for teens

Large fingers.

51. Why was the equal signal so humble?

Why was the equal sign so humble?

As a result of it knew it wasn’t lower than or better than anybody else.

52. How do you make seven a fair quantity?

How do you make seven an even number?

Simply delete the “s.”

53. Why is math class a lot like a forest?

Why is math class so much like a forest?

It’s stuffed with pure logs.

54. Why did the 2 fours skip lunch?

Why did the two fours skip lunch?

They already 8.

55. What’s a math instructor’s favourite type of tree?

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree

Geometry.

56. Why don’t you ever argue with a 90-degree angle?

Why don’t you ever argue with a 90-degree angle?

As a result of it’s at all times proper.

57. Why did the coed put on glasses throughout math class?

Why did the student wear glasses during math class?

To enhance division.

58. Why was the calculus instructor at all times drained?

Why was the calculus teacher always tired?

She stored operating out of features.

59. Why don’t college students belief math academics?

Why don’t students trust math teachers?

As a result of they’re at all times plotting one thing.

Science Jokes for Teenagers

60. What’s probably the most hardworking a part of the attention?

What's the most hardworking part of the eye? The pupil.- jokes for teens

The pupil.

61. What’s the one motive you can not belief atoms?

What is the one reason you cannot trust atoms? They make up everything.

They make up the whole lot.

62. Why don’t skeletons battle one another?

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the heart.

63. What do you have to do when nobody laughs at your science jokes?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes? Keep trying till you get a reaction. - jokes for teens

Maintain attempting until you get a response.

64. What did one DNA strand say to the opposite?

What did one DNA strand say to the other?

“Do these genes make me look fats?”

65. Why did the chemist break up with the biologist?

Why did the chemist break up with the biologist?

There was no chemistry.

66. What did the limestone say to the geologist?

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

“Don’t take me for granite!”

67. What’s a physicist’s favourite meals?

What’s a physicist’s favorite food?

Fission chips.

68. What do you do with a sick chemist?

What do you do with a sick chemist?

Should you can’t helium, and you may’t curium, then you definitely may as effectively barium.

69. How does a scientist freshen their breath earlier than a giant check?

How does a scientist freshen their breath before a big test?

With experi-mints!

Faculty and Homework Jokes for Teenagers

70. What’s a instructor’s favourite nation?

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?

Expla-nation.

71. Why did the child deliver a ladder to highschool?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

He wished to go to highschool.

72. What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

“Write on!”

73. Why is historical past so cool?

Why is history so cool?

It has a number of dates.

74. What do you name a instructor who by no means farts in public?

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?

A personal tutor.

75. What’s a very powerful topic a witch learns at school?

What’s the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.

76. Why did the coed throw a clock out the window?

Why did the student throw a clock out the window?

To see time fly!

77. Why did the homework file a police report?

 Why did the homework file a police report?

As a result of it received bitten by the canine.

78. Why didn’t the pencil do its homework?

Why didn’t the pencil do its homework?

It was feeling a bit pointless.

79. Why did the coed deliver scissors to highschool?

Why did the student bring scissors to school?

To chop class.

80. What’s a ghost’s favourite homework?

What’s a ghost’s favorite homework?

Boo-k studies.

Sports activities Jokes for Teenagers

81. How is a magician much like a hockey participant?

How is a magician similar to a hockey player? They can both do hat tricks.

They will each do hat methods.

82. How do basketball gamers at all times keep cool?

How do basketball players always stay cool? They sit near their fans.

They sit close to their followers.

83. Why did the soccer participant deliver string to the sport?

 Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

Simply in case he wanted to tie the rating.

84. Why was the basketball staff so messy?

Why was the basketball team so messy?

They at all times dribbled on the court docket.

85. What do you name a pig who performs basketball?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

A ball hog.

86. Why can’t tennis gamers play hide-and-seek?

Why can’t tennis players play hide-and-seek?

They make a racquet.

87. What sort of tales do basketball gamers inform?

What kind of stories do basketball players tell?

Tall tales.

88. Why did the soccer staff go to the financial institution?

Why did the football team go to the bank?

To get their quarterback.

89. What’s a cheerleader’s favourite drink?

What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink?

Root beer.

90. Why did the monitor runner get promoted?

Why did the track runner get promoted?- jokes for teens

He was at all times going the additional mile.

91. Why don’t basketball gamers go on trip?

Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?

They don’t need to get referred to as for touring.

92. What’s a boxer’s favourite a part of a joke?

What’s a boxer's favorite part of a joke?- jokes for teens

The punchline.

Nature Jokes for Teenagers

93. How do mountains maintain themselves heat throughout winter?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter? Snowcaps.

Snowcaps.

94. Which is the most effective day to go to the seaside?

Which is the best day to go to the beach? SUNday.

SUNday.

95. How does the moon reduce its hair?

How does the moon cut its hair? It e-clips it.- jokes for teens

Eclipse it.

96. Can February March?

Can February March? No, but April May.

No, however April Might.

97. Why did the instructor go to the seaside?

Why did the teacher go to the beach?

To check the waters.

98. Why did the tree go to remedy?

 Why did the tree go to therapy?

It had too many branches of points.

99. What did one ocean say to the opposite ocean?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?- jokes for teens

Nothing, they only waved.

100. Why are mountains at all times so humorous?

Why are mountains always so funny?

As a result of they’re hill areas.

101. What did the tree put on to the pool get together?

What did the tree wear to the pool party?

Its swim trunks.

102. What’s a twister’s favourite recreation to play?

What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play- jokes for teens

Tornado!

103. Why did the solar go to highschool?

Why did the sun go to school?

To get a bit of brighter.

104. What sort of tree can slot in your hand?

What kind of tree can fit in your hand?

A palm tree.

105. What does a cloud put on beneath its garments?

What does a cloud wear under its clothes?- jokes for teens

Thunderwear.

106. Why did the river break up with the ocean?

Why did the river break up with the ocean?

It simply felt like they had been drifting aside.

Pop Tradition Jokes for Teenagers

107. What did Jay-Z name his girlfriend earlier than they received married?

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncè.

Feyoncé.

108. How do Minecraft gamers rejoice?

How do Minecraft players celebrate? They throw block parties. - jokes for teens

They throw block events.

109. How did the hipster’s mouth burn?

How did the hipster’s mouth burn? He had pizza before it was cool.

He had pizza earlier than it was cool.

110. What sort of music do balloons hate?

What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop.

Pop.

111. Why did Harry Potter immediately go bald in his teenagers?

Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens? He lost his Hedwig.- jokes for teens

He misplaced his Hedwig.

112. What do you name mountain climbing U.S. faculty college students?

What do you call hiking U.S. college students?

The strolling debt.

113. Why did Spider-Man’s girlfriend break up with him?

Why did Spider-Man's girlfriend break up with him?

As a result of she discovered him too clingy.

114. Why did Iron Man make a wonderful guardian?

Why did Iron Man make an excellent parent?- jokes for teens

As a result of he at all times mentioned “I like you 3000.”

115. Why does Pikachu make a horrible detective?

Why does Pikachu make a terrible detective?

As a result of he at all times shocks the witness.

116. Why doesn’t Voldemort use social media?

Why doesn’t Voldemort use social media?

He can’t discover any followers!

117. How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?0 jokes for teens

On the darkish facet.

Tech Jokes for Teenagers

118. What do computer systems snack on?

What do computers snack on? Microchips. - an example of jokes for teens

Microchips.

119. What would you name a belt with a watch on it?

What would you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

A waist of time.

120. Why are spiders such know-it-alls?

Why are spiders such know-it-alls? They’re always on the web.- jokes for teens

They’re at all times on the internet.

121. How are events organized at NASA?

How are parties organized at NASA? They planet.- jokes for teens

They planet.

122. What did one gentle bulb say to the opposite?

What did one light bulb say to the other? Watt's up?

Watt’s up?

123. Why did the pc go to the physician?

 Why did the computer go to the doctor?- jokes for teens

It had a virus.

124. Why was the smartphone late to work?

Why was the smartphone late to work?

It misplaced its sign.

125. Why don’t robots ever panic?

Why don’t robots ever panic?

They’ve received nerves of metal.

126. Why was the pc so good at making mates?

Why was the computer so good at making friends?- jokes for teens

It at all times knew methods to community.

127. Why do programmers desire darkish mode?

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

As a result of the sunshine attracts bugs.

128. Why did the pc really feel queasy?

Why did the computer feel queasy?

It had too many cookies.

129. How did the pc act when it received chilly?

 How did the computer act when it got cold?- jokes for teens

It froze.

Seasonal Jokes for Teenagers

130. Why did the skeleton refuse to rejoice Halloween?

Why did the skeleton refuse to celebrate Halloween?- jokes for teens

It didn’t have the heart.

131. Why does nobody make mates with Dracula?

Why does no one make friends with Dracula? He is a pain in the neck. - jokes for teens

He’s a ache within the neck.

132. What do you get once you cross a snowman and a vampire?

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
- jokes for teens

Frostbite.

133. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

As a result of he was out standing in his area.

134. Why did the turkey be part of the band?

Why did the turkey join the band- jokes for teens

As a result of it had the drumsticks!

135. What’s an previous snowman referred to as?

What is an old snowman called? A puddle. - jokes for teens

A puddle.

136. Why was the elf so assured?

Why was the elf so confident?- jokes for teens

He had nice elf-esteem!

137. Why are Christmas bushes so unhealthy at knitting?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?

They at all times drop their needles.

138. What’s Santa’s favourite sort of music?

What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?- jokes for teens

Wrap music.

139. Why do ornaments love Christmas a lot?

Why do ornaments love Christmas so much?

They get to hang around with all of the lights.

140. What did the gingerbread man placed on his mattress?

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?- jokes for teens

A cookie sheet.

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